Like fucking a broken copy machine...grainy, washed up, and never as good as the original.

Like a math test, but now with more copyright infringement!

A Cali Toy is not a Funfactory Layaspot

A Cali Toy is not a Vibrafun Crop

A Cali Toy is not a Spartacus Crop

A Cali Toy is not a Ruff Doggie Styles Crop

A Cali Toy is not a Jollies Dildo

A Cali Toy is not a Nobessence Anal Toy

A Libera--r Toy is not a Set of Leatherbeaten Cuffs

A Libera--r Toy is not a Njoy Dildo